I haven’t had a dream in 4 years.

If you look closel, instead of calling it nut juice they just invented a new word: Almondmilk. Check your fridge (if you chug nut juice). The lawyer that came up with this deserves a dinosaur sticker on their hand.

I think the ai bros decided to hit the gas on ai because it is 95% certain we will fail to stop runaway climate change and thus kill the entire planet whereas letting their superintelligence-in-development take control of everything at this crucial moment gives us a 87% chance of survival but also ensures they are able to finish their massive underground cities and automate as much as possible so they don’t need any poor, which is what the data centers are really for.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

A healthy combination of stubborn tenacity and pathetic laziness really.

A YouTuber reminded me that in the 80’s we were all told we would die in a firey radioactive blast from Russia or slowly for starvation as the smoke from millions of city sized fires chokes the sun out of photosynthesis entirely, so…. Stil planning on one of those.

Most accurate description of single player offline

Having never owned a tablet, it’s either a phone or my pc monitor. I even have an iPhone 12 MINI, and I’m a bigger dude so it looks like a business card in my hand.

I think their sick fantasy is replacement theory, but instead of whatever the far right thinks that is, they will attempt to replace the human workers that generate income and taxes 1:1 with robots. So they will have an obedient army of slave, just like they always wanted.

leans on a cane made of candy tell me more about how presidents shouldn’t just make shit up because their brains are pudding

Move to the couch or sleep the opposite way (head where feet usually go). If that doesn’t work I start organizing files on my pc. Brain will relent because it loathes file organizing

I tell two lies for every truth I say to it. My profile is probably wildly wrong.

I feel like we will find malice was the motivator.

More evidence of the brain damage caused in the elderly from Covid and social media

Working on music production is not the way.

Sit down tomorrow and make a song. The whole thing, one fully fleshed out song. It doesn’t need polished and radio ready It just needs the notes and rhythms planned out.

That’s it A song in a day. If you do this twice a week all year you’ll have over 100 songs. Pick the best 12, rework/ polish/ mix/master/ and boom that’s an album. You’ll have 12 songs that nobody cares about but you.

Professional, handsome, clean…but not like a cop, convict, conscript, or a creep (sometimes I use Catholic Preist here…same thing)

With any luck I will supply the pot.

After all the secret to good food is

Why would the church want a John Wick / Constantine crossover in real life?

I first saw Walk Off the Earth play it in a single guitar in one take

Something tells me this is the longest she has held a job down.

JFC in a handbasket what the ?!? I guess some people don’t really give a shit what happens and just vote so they can say they participated.

Vermin Supreme where are you!