I want incredibly mundane insults like “you look like you have a terrible handshake.”

  • mlg@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    I was playing TF2 the other day and someone senta message in chat that was just a link to a state unemployement benefits page lmao.

  • No1@aussie.zone
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    2 months ago

    Two I like from history:

    A lady called Winston Churchill drunk. Churchill replied: “Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning.”

    Robert Muldoon, Prime Minister of New Zealand, when asked about the migration of NZers to Australia replied “Well, it raises the IQ of both countries.”

      • No1@aussie.zone
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        2 months ago

        That dude had a mission to be constantly buzzed.

        Scotch for breakfast, champagne for lunch, don’t even talk about dinner…