Uh yeah, I’m timeless.

False: they didn’t have the €1 coin in ancient Athens.

Nah, keep pumping it out, run the company into the fucken ground.

Three engineers are in a bar discussing which school of engineering god belongs to, the mechanical engineer goes first;

“God’s a mechanical engineer, look at the bones and muscles and how they interact and move.” The electrical engineer is shaking his head;

“God’s an electrical engineer, look at the nervous system and how the brain is wired, that’s electrical engineering.” At this stage the civil engineer has a wide grin on his face;

“God’s a civil engineer, who else would run a waste pipe through a recreational centre?”

Did you ever see the video?

I hate capitalism.

“Get these poors off my commons!”

That is a frankly absurd amount of money to lose in a single day and not go out of business!

Don’t the Nazis usually flee to South America?

Tourist of Death. Me and my friends used to make so many dodgy photoshops of him at terrible world changing events! 😅

Oh boy, I can’t wait for fuck all to be done about this!