You dropped these: ‽‽‽

I don’t see Zemekis managing to salvage this one’s image with a hit blockbuster trilogy…

I’ve said for years that if I had a time machine, I’d stop Hitler and the Nazis, as well as Stalin from gaining power, by going to the 1970’s and picking up as much of the hideously unhealthy fast food that Taft never got to eat, take it back to 1910 and 1911 and feed his fat ass till he has a heart attack and doesn’t screw up the 1912 election.

Jackson and Wilson were much worse than, and set the stage for, Nixon.

Jackson caused the single deepest, (by percentages, not dollar value because there were a lot fewer dollars back then,) longest, and worst depression in US history, while also overseeing multiple genocides. (Trail of Tears, The Long Walk, etc.)

Wilson on the other hand increased the power of the presidency to a tryannical degree, passed the Insurrection and Sedition Act of 1913, authored and pushed Southern Revisionism, segregated the Federal Government for the first time in history, and that’s just some of the stuff he did here at home, much less instituting Wilsonian Doctrine, which is what changed the US into “The Defenders of Democracy™.”

That being said, I don’t think Trump was worse than Jackson or Wilson, but damn is he trying.

Since almost all of it is Executive Orders, it literally can all be made null and void with a single EO from the next president.

The meme reflects that. I can’t really think of any other actor that is known for screaming stage directions instead of dialogue

Anyone. Anytime. Anywhere. I am somewhat oblivious that anyone could be at all attracted to my ass, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Wendy’s isn’t a “rival” of Five Guys or In-n-Out. That’s like calling The Lexington Legends “rivals” of The San Diego Padres, and New York Yankees. The latter are playing in a different league.

Dual to the death with Mikkey Dee from Motorhead

Thanks! I was genuinely concerned that I missed that excellent of a pun.

It also allows one to place a finger over the air hole, so that you can add single drops at a time

Orca eat moose, polar bears, and almost everything else, don’t gotta watch out for shit. Except humans. Orca don’t eat humans.

Too bad it will fail its emissions tests.

/s

Orca. Sure it wouldn’t be useful on about 25% of The Earth’s surface, but at least nothing in the ocean is gonna successfully fuck with me.

Germany as well. Russia is way bigger than Germany, France, the USA, China… I guess we are all Russians now.

You can shoot yourself with the Q2 version of the BFG 9000. It would shoot lasers from the plasma ball at all enemies in range. Unfortunately, if an enemy happened to be behind you when you shot the thing, the laser didn’t care that you were in the way.

https://youtu.be/JDpvkwBBu6U

Tell that to Snoop

Seems like a vastly underpowered plasma rifle

Guide 2.0 is definitely a weapon. I’m talking about the one that looked like a bird that Random stole from Arthur.

ISSAC NEWTON DOUGLAS ADDAMS IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!