There’s something magical watching the piece come together, too. I love the moments when you wonder why he put a random colour splotch and all of a sudden it’s a mountain in the distance reflecting in a lake in what feels like two brush strokes. His process takes you on a journey, and it’s soothing and relaxing the whole way through.

BBC LEAVES DONALD TRUMP ON BRINK OF COLLAPSE

Well you know what they say about life in authoritarian countries:

Can’t complain.

The only realistic answer is to look over at Crimea.