D_C

Now hold on, how old is she?
Does she look really realllllly young?

Sorry, I’m just not ready to accept that even one of them isn’t a paedo!!!

Well if you punch them then I will kick you. How’d you like them dapples!!?!!

Ohhh, I thought that was the cheesecake warehouse…

Nope, but I can eat other people’s without a finger!!

Oh man, I could do that as a kid.

I could also somehow blow bubbles out of my eyes whilst underwater. I would stick my little fingers up my nose and clamp my mouth shut then just try to breathe as hard as possible.
My mum was not very happy when I showed her. Thought I was going to do myself some damage, and she was probably correct. Then one day I just stopped doing it. No idea if I can still do it.
Thank you for reminding me!!

Cheers. I’ll have a look.

Graft one on, then hack it off. It’s the only way.

Got any links to these lamps?

I’ve got a lamp that’s designed for reptiles that a lot of people have had good luck with, but it doesn’t seem to do anything for me.

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Round up the CEOs and introduce them all to a woodchipper.

Twice. They earned it twice.

I was just going to say that the average us person is just lazy and complacent but, yeah, I think you have put it more succinctly.

That disgusting thing isn’t a man.

That is a waste but what if that tree (or any tree, really) was used to hang him upside down so he can be beaten with shitty sticks…for a good ten years or so?

Ok, I’ve had an idea. How about an orchard of trees specifically for all CEO’s to be hung from (feet, neck. Your choice) then beaten with shitty sticks?

I mean I could buy an orchard for this, and start up a business of charging people to beat CEOs with shitty sticks.
Hell, I could be the CEO of Shitty Stick Orchard!!

Uh oh…
ok, when I said all CEO’s then I didn’t mean me!!!

Cheese.
But not just cheese, no it has to be shaped like a walrus. A sexy cheese walrus!!

When I joined reddit it was well over ten years ago, and the reason I joined was because I searched the net for something and got quite a few answers from there.

I then looked up certain things there but over a bit of time, probably a few weeks or so. Then I decided to join it. (Then it went to shit, the app debacle happened and I left).
Anyways the only reason I joined was because the info/entertainment was easily attainable. If I were forced to join or login all those years ago then I would’ve just moved on.
Christ, most random websites get instantly dismissed if I feel like I’m being forced to join it.

A gazillion years ago a legal but completely disgusting predatory loan shark company was targeting our elderly neighbour. No one knew that she had numerous loans to pay off loans to pay off loans to pay off loans. The loans went back well over ten years.

Until she tried to drown herself in a local river due to not being able to pay them it was her dirty secret.
It all came out after the suicide attempt though.

A few months after she got better (and went bankrupt to pay everything off) they visited her again and actually convinced her to take out yet another loan with a ridiculous interest rate.
She came over late that night in a panic with the paperwork all upset. I ripped it up and told her I’ll be there the next time they visit to finalise everything.
As soon as they turned up I kicked off. Shouting and pushing them about, goading them to call the police. (This was the same police that found her trying to kill herself)
And basically said that whenever they turn up I’ll be there and I’ll get more and more violent every time they dared show their faces.

By this time a few of the other neighbours had come out to see the kerfuffle and started to also shout etc.

A few years later the neighbour died, but she died almost debt free.

Deffo nothing illegal, immoral, or disgusting, oh no. No way. No, no, no, no, NO!!

https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-18387,00.html

https://www.goodreads.com/questions/3-why-did-they-choose-to-change-the-title

It’s either:
That the decision makers in hollywood didn’t think the original title had enough pizzazz so changed it to sorcerer to thrill it up a bit.
Or that american kids/parents just wouldn’t understand what the film was about from the title so dumbed it down for them.