I’m going for milk and cigarettes. Need me to pick something up?

I hope Nvidia gets the jacket in the divorce.

Hopefully that shape includes former Russian territory to be used as a DMZ.

https://youtu.be/JKRu-xH58E8

I remember when the leaflets went out for them, promising to stop Georgia Power from fucking everyone over. Like a week later, Georgia Power put out ads about how much they care about us and how every other state’s power companies are raising rates and we’ll do a rate freeze just please you don’t need to vote for them we’ll be good for an undisclosed period of time maybe ending after the midterms.

Agreed. It was her or “I’m gonna be Trump’s favorite governor.”

Pay off my house. Pay someone else to fix the rotten floor joists. Pay off my car. Wait, why wouldn’t I just get a new house?

Fatigue and lack of solutions. You used to be able to go to your local businessman’s house, kick down the door, and strangle him for scamming the town. Strangling Mike (the Kroger GM) isn’t going to help me, and I don’t know how to find Greg Foran.

Which is insane, because reposts were rampant on reddit, to the point that I rarely saw anything new that wasn’t a news article.

And that time he told us all that he’s uncircumcised and didn’t know.

Wendy’s used to be a comfort food for me, and now I don’t even go. They were fine until they started messing with the fries, but they also started trying too hard with limited time products and the new frosty things.

Remember when Nintendo had to be sued to make them repair their (blindingly expensive) flimsy-ass joycons, and then they decided to make the Switch 2 with the exact same defective parts?

What in the world does 90% food value mean?

Oh, I don’t mind all that. As long as I get the pictures.

Anyone happen to have a large repository of butthole pictures I can borrow?

I was going to say Napoleon Dynamite, but after reading your description, I’m going to say Napoleon Dynamite. When asked what time period it takes place in, the director said “Idaho,” which places it squarely in the post-apocalypse. Exploration? Yes. Adventure? Of course! Love and hope? Maybe. No spoilers.

Golden Eagle. I could carry groceries.

I’d do the eye deal so that I could take out bad drivers. Just have sheets and sheets of “___ pulls over safely, parks, and turns off the car, then has a heart attack.” with a mount so that I could fill in the names as I go.

Close enough. clapclapclapclap

But what of their proprietary Mountain Dew?!