Mice

Because they have to say Mississippi after each number

Even my grandmother knows how to use a smartphone and iPad and she’s in her 80s

People who “don’t follow politics” think politics is some niche interest like music or sports, they don’t understand that it impacts every aspect of their lives

I fucking hate when people brag about not having time to sleep. They’re looking down on others for basic self-care, making it seem like taking care of a basic human need means you aren’t hard-working enough. Even though sleep actually makes most people more functional and productive.

Members of Trump’s administration begin being prosecuted. The Supreme Clownshow didn’t give them all immunity

During Trump’s first term, I kept predicting that one day he would go missing, along with one of his helicopters, and turn up in Russia weeks later

That was my thought when Trump won the 2024 election

There have been times I’ve wanted to see those who wronged me suffer. But after giving it some thought, I realized what I really want is for them to understand how they hurt me and learn from it

That’s a vague question and I’m unsure what you’re getting at, so I’m gonna have to make some assumptions in answering.

Who deserves to suffer? I guess there are times when people who do bad things deserve to be punished. Do those people still deserve help? Yes, I think they do. They deserve to have their basic human rights met even when being punished for bad deeds. And sometimes, they deserve help to improve their behaviour if they are willing to accept it

America officially dissolves congress and becomes a dictatorship

Ironically, I read on dictionary.com that the word “trump” used to mean “an admirable or helpful person”

Inmate #2547

Donald Jailbird Trump

Felonius Fuckwitus

I do it all the time

Jurassic Park caused a lot more kids to be interested in growing up to be paleantologists. Ironically, they went on to prove some of the science in the movie wrong

When I walk into a public bathroom, I don’t care what genitals anybody else in the room has. In fact, I don’t care what genitals anybody has. I suppose I would care a little if I intended to have sex with them.

I never heard of them until this thread

Something with mushrooms