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Cake day: January 1st, 2026

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  • US Football is a little more complicated than, say, hockey.

    All you really need to know to enjoy hockey (other than the good guys need to put the puck in the other guys’ net) is the blue line. There are more rules than that, obviously, but once you understand that, the stoppage and player behaviors in hockey make a whole lot more sense.

    In football, you’ve got four downs to go 10 yards at a time. You get six points for ending up in the end zone, and then you can either kick between the posts for one point, or try again for two points (not six points this time). You can kick between the posts at any time, too (but it’ll only get you three points). Sometimes, they just kick the ball way up and out to the other team. One of the teams can grab onto the opposing players, but not like that, except sometimes that’s OK, but never like that. Also jets flyover and a bunch of people play music in the middle of the field. 😵‍💫



  • I’d still love my kid if they became a maniac killer. I would feel so guilty as the parent. I would dedicate my life to anonymously making the victims’ lives better. I wouldnt protect the kid from legal justice. I would turn them in myself the moment I knew. But I would still love them. Because if I don’t love my kid as a maniac killer, who would? I’m not saying it would be easy.

    I love my kid unconditionally. At least I believe I do. I can say lots of things.