Hi, I’m your local, friendly federal agent informing you that you should not join sex cults on this Lemmy Girl shit, bro. Just looking out for you, brother and/or sister and/or other gendered Lemming degenerate who lurks here, such as myself.

But anyways, enough about the weather. Do you want to join my sex cult? This totally isn’t a phishing scam or honeypot or anything. I genuinely like using my tongue for illegal activities, however you interpret that set of intentionless words, friendo.

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I asked my penis, she said start using the bitch. I said I beat you daily and she starts talking about ass and pussy and it’s like I might be the second coming but I ain’t no miracle worker, aight? Fucking get off my dick already, you fucking dick, amirite?

…I know…

…the joke was I was traumatized by how shit they were that my brain overwrote the memories…

I just want a sequel to The Guy Game so I pair it up with its brother I have on this very real shelf I have that holds this also very real physical copy of this game I have amongst other games like Donkey Kong Country 1+2+3, Rollercoaster Tycoon, 1+2, Goldeneye n Perfect Dark, and Myst n Riven. Shame they didn’t make more games in the Myst series. Could have been a great series of, I dunno, five or so games and a book series, but they stopped making them after the second installment as my definitely not self-neuralized brain is telling me. The books were good though. But what were we talking about? Nine-tenths of the law? Tf does that shit mean? Bueller?

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