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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • I mean sometimes I’ll suck at coming up with something meaningful or expressing properly in the moment.

    I’ve written countless dubious birthday card messages along the lines of:

    • I suck at writing messages, but I’ve really enjoyed ________ with you. I look forward to _______
    • I’m really wasted and can’t write for shit at this time but I love you.
    • yadayadayada, act really touched, yadayadayada.
      Damn, that sauce was really great, I got high hopes for dessert. Anyway. Don’t actually cry, but like, you know, fake the one single tear thing? Yeah yeah. Alright let’s hug. Seriously though, we should grab a drink after. See ya around.

    Literally anything other than slop




  • It’s either the hook for some scam (if they own that telegram handle) or some bait for distributed harassment (if that telegram handle is their victim’s).
    Whether they’re trying to select gullible people or trying to have third parties harass someone on their behalf… the solution is the same: Report, block, move on.
    Similarly, anything like “Call Veronica for a good time 555-555-5555” in sharpie in a bathroom stall is likely neither written by said person nor consensual.

    PS: This one’s already banned.