

I mean sometimes I’ll suck at coming up with something meaningful or expressing properly in the moment.
I’ve written countless dubious birthday card messages along the lines of:
- I suck at writing messages, but I’ve really enjoyed ________ with you. I look forward to _______
- I’m really wasted and can’t write for shit at this time but I love you.
- yadayadayada, act really touched, yadayadayada.
Damn, that sauce was really great, I got high hopes for dessert. Anyway. Don’t actually cry, but like, you know, fake the one single tear thing? Yeah yeah. Alright let’s hug. Seriously though, we should grab a drink after. See ya around.
Literally anything other than slop





Happy birthday Rothe,
I suck at these messages but I like you.
Peace, IEGS, xXxxXx