Infrapink

::: What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber.

Nothing. You can’t cross a vector with a scaler. :::

Are you sure it wasn’t just a really big chicken?

Stinky Moron With A Big Butt Whose Butt Smells Who Likes To Kiss His Own Butt.

€2×10⁶

I’m 40 and I take home a shade over €1000 a fortnight (and my employer also gives me health insurance and pension contributions). Optimistically assuming I live to be 100, that works out to a little under €1.6×10⁷. I liveodestly but comfortably, and spend a few hundred euro less than I earn most fortnights; if I’m particularly frugal, might spend just half of what I earn.

With this in mind, my current lifestyle would probably be sustainable even with inflation. But I’d like to have a buffer, so I’ll round it up to €2million. That gives me enough to buy a house in decent condition, which dramatically lower my fortnightly spending as I no longer need to pay rent.

“I have an appointment with a gentleman” is prostitute for “I’m going to shag a dude for money”

I tried installing NetBSD yesterday and it defeated me. Wifi seems to have been the issue. Installing BSD is what Windows people think installing Linux is like.

Please do not construe this post as impugning on the skill or morality of BSD developers. BSD gets way less funding and resources than Linux so their devs can’t cover everything. I’d like to try again some time, but maybe try practicing with a virtual machine before I do it for real.

Also Sharkey and Akkoma

A legitimate reason is one not based on my own emotions, but on concern for my dad. (And to be clear, the bus journey really is a long, gruelling slog when you’re able-bodied. Dad shouldn’t be doing it).

The actual reason is why I genuinely didn’t want to see them.

You know, I did. Escorts are so good at emotional labour, and I was pretty down. She absolutely made my day.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

I refused to let my parents visit me for my 40th birthday.

The legitimate reason as that Dad is disabled and the journey is too long

The reason I gave was that I still wasn’t over calling them out over favouritism when I stayed with them over Christmas.

The actual reason is that even before Christmas I had decided I would celebrate the big 40 by hiring an escort to finally lose my virginity.

It’s a gold rush and nVidia are selling shovels.

sue 2: Users could agree on one community. Or (a functionality Lemmy doesn’t have), similar communities could be grouped or linked together. Instead of choosing between [email protected] and [email protected], users could follow a combined “Linux” topic.

Doesn’t PieFed do exactly that?

Richard Dawkins: Men have penises and make sperm, women have wombs and make ova. That is objective truth. If you lack a vagina you cannot be referred to as she/her, and if you lack a penis you cannot be referred to as he/him.\ Also Richard Dawkins: This network of silicon and fibre optic cables running a fractal Markov chain is clearly a woman who one should obviously refer to as she/her.

(Paraphrasing a quip by @[email protected])