JackTea

Ignore them. I’m pretty sure it’s a made up name.

Hot pop stars putting out explicit albums.

My sisters in Christ, this isn’t the 1950s. I’m not an inspiration for these songs. IDGAF.

LOL. Sucke…

Crap.

Even though you’re right, don’t ever tell me how to use oil. I will continue to waste olive oil and money.

I know this. And absolutely 100% still tap the can. Sometimes believing is better than knowing. And by sometimes I mean never. But I will still do it.