I’d like to have one, but there’s no fucking way a goddamned PHONE is worth $2000

The opening credits of Tales from the Darkside. The music scared me so bad that I’d cover my ears until the show had started.

https://youtu.be/Mioevxb2CfA?is=Twx4G2dzqwpzIdSZ

Still gives me a wiggins.

Yes, it was a pretty big thing nationally when this happened to Christopher Reeve. It was all over the news for a good long while and again when he passed. It was just the big freak accident that came out of nowhere, like what happened to Sonny Bono.

And sometimes he makes up stories out of thin air to justify working for Palantir—like that line about the medical debt. His parents don’t have any, nor are they ill.

I will lie to get laid. WHY DONT WOMEN LIKE ME?!