Whip it Good!

This Guys in Love with You

Herb Albert (who signed Karen Carpenter).Just in a super mellow mood.

https://open.spotify.com/track/5hffP5gJFe1zByXf7BIeYq

So this atom returns to the pub begging the bartender and the patrons “Oh, good golly! I’ve lost one of my here electrons! Has anyone seen it?!”

The owner says. “No one has reported anything. Are you sure you’ve lost it?”

To which the atom replied, “Yes! I’m positive!”

…

The next day…

Having a pint, the bartender sees the atom from yesterday and calls the ion up to the bar and says “Just yesterday, you say you lost an electron. Well we found it and here it is.” Rolling it across the bar. The atom, now very happy says “Yeah! That’s the one! Amazing! Thank you! What can I do to repay you?!”

The bartender, with a sly wink, says “No charge.”

A stitch in time saves nine.

This refers to a time when clothes were hard to come by and often homemade. If they tore, a small tear could be fixed with one stitch of needle and thread, but if let go too long, it would take many more stitches to repair a bigger rip.

Change your oil (or tires) in time, or change your car.

I’d bet you dollars to RAM…

Also, I enjoy etymology. To me donuts will always be doughnaughts. (Naught meaning nothing or zero. Essentially zeroes made of dough.)

I came here for this comment. Thanks OP.