Most expensive lay ever.

Again with this tired old shit.

I’m honestly not trying to bait.

There are decent people in Israel as well. Let’s see how many downvotes I get for saying this.

This is some Borderlands megacorporation bullshit I tell ya.

Get a load of Heraclitus over here.

AAAAHHHH MOTHERLAAAAND

How can you be in space if you’re also in Texas?

I had the same problem but with tankies. Blocking Lemmy.ml fixed the problem.

I never thought I had buried traumatic memories but I guess if I did they wouldn’t be called buried.

Anyway, time to drink myself to sleep.

My parents thought it was a good idea to let me (9) and my 12 year old brother watch Poltergeist while they were out at some social event.

That movie damaged me. I love it now though.

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And potentially have my penis fly off? I don’t think so!

Maybe they want to start a big YouTube channel.

I am entirely convinced nothing bad will happen if you don’t pre-click the clackers.

Operating word being ‘was’

Something something Darwin award