Reminds me of SNL’s pre-taped obituary bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8

We get it. You meant Conan the Librarian.

The Farsight from Perfect Dark (or the equivalent gun from the last season of Deep Space 9). The scope sees through walls quite a distance away, and when fired the shot teleports to the target.

I’d say up, because it’s worth bringing attention to, even when it’s bad news.