SeductiveTortoise

SMASH!

To experience, yes. To untangle, no.

What would a truck do with those cards anyway?

He’s a special kind of special

Mid

I’m more into hard shells to be honest. But what are they If not an extended rib cage?

With an ass inside 💕

Hmmm, fake ass-ribs

If it helps², my colleagues are all too dumb to use it properly. If you yourself don’t understand what you’re trying to implement, it doesn’t matter how good your tools are.

I have the feeling it was never that necessary to review every piece of code than it is right now, because it is all too easy to write confidently without having a clue.

Last week, I wanted to buy black tea and bought Earl Gray on accident. Half a kilo of it.

I’m drinking some, thinking of you. Mon capitaine!

My mom said I’m special!

That sadly is true, especially because I’m from a region that was dependent on salmon. They are trying to re establish them, though, and they made some progress. The water quality went up in the last decades and more and more possibilities for them to “climb” have been established. There have been several adult salmons in the last few years, but it’s not like the population grew back. We do have a growing beaver population though, which is another success. So yes, hydro has its downsides, but it’s not like you could build a nuclear power plant into a natural river delta either.

I can not like two things at the same time.

Besides that, my energy comes from hydro and solar.

This is why people don’t like nuclear. Not because it’s safe when handled properly, but because humans do fuck things up, and corruption, and… I mean look at this!

See, that’s pure coincidence and has nothing to do with manipulation. But if it would flip for the Dems, then it would be 100% Biden’s fault. Who is probably not even American, but from Ghana. And has very poor approval ratings.

Same for me, but besides work, I communicate with friends and I am there for them if they need me. My phone is muted at night and work is only when working or when I’m on call.

Last week the garage and my complex burnt down and me and the neighbors are helping the people without homes and cars. I’m available for them.

A lot of us have, because we use them to communicate synchronously. I get why many people don’t, but it’s not like it were only boomers.

Besides that, I get money for being reachable, and use that to buy food and stuff.

Obviously because trust me bro.

The legacy code I’m managing is a clusterfuck of the highest order. Even Sonnet struggles to analyze it sometimes 😑

I’m happy this is only a small part of my job, but oh my…

Why even bother at all? What can you do with those tokens? Ask for the weather twice?

Yeah, so how much would it cost to keep you? A lot more? Thought so.