I think that ‘honour’ belongs to Jeff Bezos

Because my water usage is very low.

Why? They did Greexit?

“Now that’s what I’m talking about”, said OP’s mom.

They’re here. Nice bait OP. 😹

https://itsfoss.com/news/vlc-outrage-at-french-internet-tax/

No 😡

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3245140/Hello_Sunshine/

Hello Sunshine is a mystery survival RPG set in the sun-scorched ruins of a corporate empire. You play the final employee. Your mission: reach the tower at the end of the road, and help decide the fate of what remains of this world.

To survive the blistering heat and deadly sun, you’ll walk in the shadow of a towering war machine, scavenging for supplies and searching for pieces to the puzzle.

When the sun sets and the robot stops to charge, you’ll make camp, craft new gear, and repair your mechanical guardian. But the wasteland is freezing cold at night. Stay close to the robot to keep warm.

Sara Pascoe approves

Mallard Mallard Play?

Don’t put the computer to sleep

I think it was North Korea this time.

There are whole magazines dedicated to photoshoots of rich people’s homes. It’s usually ads for their interior decorating vanity business, but sometimes it’s just to show off.

Those are ads. They’re flipping the house.

It says 'fuck off’ in 7 different bird languages

Banks are the largest mafia on the planet. They literally have a license to print money

Elaborate. The government prints money, not banks.

They stamp your passport and then just throw you into France.

They were on a vacation there. I think one of them lives in Sweden and another in Germany.

Just Casio isn’t enough. There’s Seiko, Citizen, Hamilton, Swatch…

Met two greek girls while on a trip in Vietnam. Neither of them lived there because wages are too low and rent is too high.