Maybe the real attackers were the vibe-coded edits we made along the way

This would have done numbers as a Segway ad

Everybody wants to bash Americans, but the reality is that, as we see time and time again, 1/3rd of any given population is unrepentantly stupid and would throw everyone (including themselves) under the bus just so they can feel good about their “team” winning

1/3rd of people will support anything, no matter how horrific. No matter the consequences. No matter the lack of any underlying logic.

It must be human nature to some extent, otherwise the worst things wouldnt always bottom out at exactly 33% support

Instructions unclear: AlmondJoy stuck in nose

Shoutout to the folks at GPI for emphasizing “screams of pain” as a point of advertisement

Aesthetic issues aside, that is objectively really shitty marble to have used. Quality marble looks basically the opposite of that and isnt so intensely veiny. This is like the cheapest marble you could find. It looks like temu marble pattern garbage