I hope to see the I cheated on my wife and my mistress with a Chinese honeypot former billionaire special of Jerry Springer

I guess I kinda just want reality tv shit back on tv, and less in reality.

Yeah but SuperIntellience™ can’t wear a sick leather jacket and and wreck itself with Chinese honeypots. Okay, well maybe it can do that second one, but it doesn’t have a leather jacket, probably.

Hypocrisy is a power move,

I can do this but you can’t

Not that I think everything he does is hypocritical on purpose…

Also, it’s a good rule of thumb to expect destructive forces to take less time than constructive ones, depending on the target and the goals. Constructing things properly takes care and planning, but taking a sledgehammer to a system can be pretty swift if you know where to hit

The alternative to helping sensible people get elected by contributing to their campaigns is to have corporations and foreign actors pay for them instead.

Well we see where that goes.

Citizens United was a crippling strike that needs to be undone if there’s any hope for the future

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You can have this one free of charge

Next ones gonna cost ya

One thing leads to another and sooner or later you’re putting a life-size crucifix in your living room

Just one more sec bro, I swear it’ll pour down on us soon, we’re making so much money bro, please

But they’re making so much money.

Who are we to deny the hustlers their grift?

History has options

Yeah, the white whale is a pretty bad allegory to pin on yourself honestly

Lightning Juice

Pretty sure idiots were gonna use whatever else enables their idiocy anyway, this was just one of a myriad of ways to flavour said idiocy.

Didn’t help tho

But what if you’re out on the town and are assailed by ninjas in a dark alley, they gonna wait while you change into suitable CQC attire?

There’s enough people here with thoughtful rebuttals

All I have to add is fuck you, you deplorable genocide apologist

You’re fucking scum

The richest man on earth is the cringiest imbecile, I can see why others want to emulate him. Unfortunately for them, they did not get born with emerald money, double unfortunate for them that they are also stupid