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It frequently can’t.

The next non-republican president had better be loudly reading it out smiling, while the deshittification of the WH proceeds at an efficient pace

lol what, that’s like saying seismologists are straight up ignoring the fact that earthquakes happen. no one even moderately familiar with the Oval Office (or anywhere else in the wh) 1) assumes it isn’t bugged af and 2) hasn’t known about this since the Nixon administration, and probably even before

Acetone is pretty cheap, but not as cheap as the Oval Office looks rn

Money.

I’ve had pretty good results using unwall.app/

His skeleton will decay to dust with Donnie’s shit all over his mealy mouth.

I somehow thought he’d just live forever, I guess.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

We absolutely did.

You lot have lost your minds! What next, humans need to keep breathing rather frequently in order to live? You can float ships of steel in the seas? Big metal birds carry humans in their stomachs over the sea? Madness. Madness, I say!

Whew, at least my severs on planet Saturn are okay

They are here to save you from the terrible secret of space

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The phone was never for me, but I very strongly suspected this would happen.

Conservatives: 😤
The bulk of the US: 😪

हमरा हिसाब से ऊ इंतजार करत रह सकेला आ सपना देखत रह सकेला।

I see you either didn’t read or patently disregarded where I said “given our level of intelligence and drive for resources.”There’s no reason to assume they’d be as benevolent as you assume, especially given how deadly they’ve proven to other animals, such as seals, just for sport.

Orcas are highly disciplined apex predators whose behaviors are calculated survival strategies. I get your understandable dislike of human species, but to pretend that those predators would be kinder and more benevolent than us at our level of intelligence and capacity for reason seems to be nothing more than hating a species that, by and large, is generally kinder than the assholes, who get the most attention.

Më thonë se gjyshi im e ndërtoi, por prindërit e mi nuk janë njerëz shumë të besueshëm.

Can’t help but notice you didn’t mention your eagerness to be the orca’s food, which given the their nature, is drastically more likely.

If we hadn’t left the ocean, some other species would’ve taken our place. And while you may feel differently, I really don’t think orcas would be any more responsible than us. This is to say that there’s no guarantee that any species would behave any better than we have, given the same level of intelligence and drive for resources.