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They just tested to see how fast they could ground everyone, and how panicked everyone would be and for how long. This is valuable data for martial law soon.

Oh hahahahahaha

I saw some of the new ones in Washington state. They look very neat. Kinda like a friendly duck. It is too bad that never went anywhere. America at this point I guess. Hey, Canada is nice, eh?

You’re crazy. 73 is way too hot. You’ll sweat. 72, that’s the answer, Weirdo.

I second Reolink. Their hardware is good. I’ve had mine outside for over 10 years and they work great. Still get updates.

Point to one of those jobs

Please tell me the finger butthole joke

Oh, I won’t work unless i get paid. I’m happy to let it rot.

But with AI, there won’t be many small or mid sized software companies. Just those biggies.

Actually coding yourself is probably lost on anyone under 30 forever. There’s just no point now, it won’t welp you make get a job.

What kind of manufacturing? They asked, trying to mask their desperate attempt to switch careers.

Oh man fuck software these days. Like… wrong career path bud. It’s gonna be daily crazy for like 10-20 more years as AI just does everything.

Honestly? Quit now go to nursing school, that is a key to move anywhere in the world and make money.

Edit: I’m a 20+ year developer

Oh no! Sometimes holding it is fun, even if you’re not using it. I have a lot of old manual film cameras. Sometimes I push the shutter, with no film, just to hear it click.

I love the design of 80s handheld devices. Folded aluminum panels, switches and knobs, no touch screens, None of that ergonomic bullshit and plastic injection that the 90s pushed.

I miss when technology felt like a new and exciting way to enjoy life.

C. They’re all one person

I guess goodbye Apple. It’s nice when they make it easy for you to walk away.

Hey USA, you’re Russia.

Fattens you.

All they need is a funded ICE to prevent ICE from losing funding ever.

I do, like as a backup or whatever. Here’s my card:

Name: Dr. Stud McMuffin, PhD
Occupation: Body Movin’
Puts Out: 100%
Gives Up: Never
Lets Down: Never
Run Around: Never
Desert You: Never 
Phone: +1 (248) 434-5508

Gotta squeeze it in so Dems have something to cancel and make it look like they’re working when they fail to impeach Trump or pass literally anything worthwhile besides slowly chipping away at 6-8 years of Trump.

Try not trying to avoid trying so hard you can’t quit trying.