Let me fix that headline “Idiots mad that adults came home”

“Law of equivalent exchange proven by science, Ted Cruz transmuted into enough pure energy to run planet for a century.”

Every single person who actually does work for a living at that company said no, so when the final decision maker found themselves isolated and ridiculed, they decided the collective experience of their employees was meaningless and did this.

You misspelled “Oracle entertaining Saudi buyout”

Now imagine where it would be if Republicans hadn’t ratfucked the program’s budget for 60 years

Ha! That’s really cool!

Someone should figure out how to paint cats so that birds can avoid them.

Pay him? Fucking imprison him for his DOGE crimes alone, then seize his assets and utilize them for the national good.

Imprison Musk for treason and nationalize spaceX

There’s like 5 people working in a data center at any given time. It is NOT a job creator people! It’s literally machines running software designed to replace people, how dumb can they be!

Yes all of those are exploits of that bug. How many kids cry when they learn Santa isn’t real?

Take a look at history to see what happens when one group of people get told their imaginary friend is the fake one and they have to switch to a different one

Faith is literally defined as believing whatever someone tells you, without proof

Belief; the assent of the mind to the truth of what is declared by another, resting solely and implicitly on his authority and veracity; reliance on testimony.

“Faith” is a bug in the human psyche.

Careful Europe that third is your MAGA.

How do I know that wasn’t Hitler’s dog whistle?

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You have options as a nurse. There are companies that hire nurses for non physical work, like call centers that man “ask a nurse” lines for example. There are even legal specialists that have medical backgrounds, and data-centeic jobs like handling medical records that hire trained nurses to make triage-like decisions based only on the records.

Your medical background and experience is valuable to people outside that industry too!

If you’re ok with some physically demanding aspects but the people side of things gets to you, being a veterinarian or adjacent role might be a good compromise.

It would be really funny to see if the chatbots are only accessing accounts that have bad passwords like “password” because they essentially guessed it by accident.

I bet he broke it trying to figure out how to open it to get the booze inside and then got pissed when he realized it’s just a globe.

He’s probably mostly petroleum byproducts by now