They’re both the same picture.

What’s this “still” you speak of?

Chasing the latest specs has never been useful to me. It’s for people with more money than sense.

I do, actually. That’s why I originally got them!

And once I got it, I realized all the other things I could use it for.

I block the person who spam posts. Then I never have to worry about seeing their posts again.

Watch knives.

https://www.amazon.com/YXQ-Opener-Remover-Repair-Battery/dp/B09XK1632G/

All-purpose opening and prying tools. I use them for everything from small electronics and random containers to popping 3D prints off the printer bed.

I paid her beforehand to make sure the sex with you was bad.

They didn’t say what was IN the water gun.

I have a No Soliciting sign on my door.

When salespeople knock, I open the door and say, “Are you here collecting money for adult illiteracy? Because it’s obvious you can’t fucking read.”

It was never about training.

If only they’d used something more secure, like 12345678

If only there had been some way - any way - for him to have ruled in favor of human rights, and in ways that didn’t favor religious zealots.

Alas, the bribes were just too big for him and the other Republican justices to resist.