Don’t forget the bestest healthcare plan ever. Aaaaaaaaaany day now.

The only shocking thing here is that they fired her instead of giving her 7 days of unpaid leave for violating the department’s password sharing policy or some such nonsense.

Every time my friends talk about whatever the new popular TV show is.

Me: “Um, I ate some edibles and watched a Law & Order marathon”.

Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

Thankfully, she’s out in January.

Red Bull tastes like ass. I never understood how it became the most popular energy drink.