Christian

Superintelligence, please put books on this shelf that suit me! (gets a picture filled with “Accepting that you’re a stupid loser fuckface”, volumes I-XV)

fill the shelves based on what it knows about you

The results on her shelves:

• Do you struggle to be creative?

• How to steal art

• EXTREMELY ONLINE

These companies are burning cash so that realistically could be the play here, which would be hilarious because they of all people should understand that congress doesn’t pass legislation based on popular opinion so this media blitz would be pointless. They’ll need to lobby congress if they want to be regulated enough to blame their downfall on being crippled by evil government meddling.

Praying for public sentiment to spur congressional action would also be funny because there are a ton of focal points that galvanize public sentiment in favor of regulation easily but none of those would hype their product so instead we’re getting cautionary fiction presented as reality and no one cares.

I really enjoy this one and hope we get a lot of mileage out of it. Somehow totally outclasses rebranding twitter as X. It’s so transparently fucking stupid I hope all of them adopt and push the term and require it on all their internal documentation and keep trying to pretend they don’t think it’s as stupid as virtually everyone on the planet thinks it is. I want to see trump supporters get made fun of for using the term while the other, much larger set of trump supporters gets made fun of for not using it until they stop wearing their maga hats out in public. I’m all-in on super intelligence.