Astronaut. I can barely handle carnival rides without tummy troubles now.

Startup doesn’t understand that it’s not the hot dog that’s the selling point.

Oh shit, it is?

Huh. For some reason i thought it was Yet Another Markup Language. But yours is more on brand.

Getting a giant pickup because you might buy a washer and dryer every few years

Those all sound delicious. I think the insects and larvae might be a weird texture for me but I’d still give it a try.

Alternate headline: C-Suite Execs Come To The Realization That AI Costs Money

All it took was a RAM apocalypse for Microsoft ro consider improving performance in Windows. I’m seeing brand new laptops on display being sold as Windows 11 PCs with 4GB of RAM.