This one is basically impossible to top.

We are ruled by morons. They probably assumed their employees did nothing except draw a wage.

The click is not for the clacker, it is for the cook.

Braveheart

The company said that it’s planning to expand its operations in the footprint in the area

Residents say it sounds like a vacuum cleaner in their living room, and the company has offered to buy up homes from unhappy residents.

Very convenient for them that they converted their data centre into a property value destroyer before making this offer. I’m sure that’s coincidental.