I just that with my kid and it for some reason I laughed so hard my kid thought the whole thing was funny. It’s just so absurd and terrible and wonderful. He’s this nightmare murder dude in a kids movie.

It’s genuiy terrifying. But I made it fun for my kid somehow.

When I killed your brother, I talked just. Like. THIS.

I think it came up more like

if ($inString =~ /^([ \t]+)(.*)$/ && has_a_cow($2)) {

For me. I dunno. I was never good at perl. I just wanted to hack something together.

I genuinely love the idea of the $1 after a match. It feels so natural in perl! So many things are text matching.

But! But! But!! Those $ variables are dynamic scoped! If you call a method and it matches stuff you lose the variables!

I’ll bet there is a way around it. But it made me so sad.

“I did not say this. I am not here.” Goes so damn hard. Too bad only the guild decided to act in that scene.