Many families are going with less because everyone is pulling together to help those who are really struggling.

And here I always thought the CEO was supposed to stay at home and just have a slop agent ingest the tsunami of slop and spit out piles of slop in response. I never expected the CEO to read the slop personally.

I’ve added a reminder in my calendar for January 2098.

Not even the article can read the article because of the paywall.