Cyberpunk as fuck.

Watch it end up being cheaper to ship crates of poorly labeled CDRs.

I literally just had this thought.

Google wants to slop your kids!

“Things are good, but our owners demand we frame the Democrats negatively in the headline”

Yeah, but what’s the longest you’ve let a gym membership run without actually going to the gym?

If only those dirty peasants didn’t buy up so much RAM for their personal computers. These poor, struggling data centers need more tax breaks so they can compete.

9 times out of 10 if you ask the attendant for help they’ll honor the price if there was a signage error.

I’m not advocating the piracy of small scale game developers, but if you’re buying the games to a point where it’s impacting your rent money then you have an addiction.

There is a dose of “you can make coffee at home” that makes convenience pricing at Starbucks not as big a deal than if a grocery store started that shit.

There’s no way the moderation would be able to keep up.

Give him what he wants. Have the government seize his data centers and make them public utilities. Cloud servers for everyone.

He really doesn’t give a shit about pretending anymore. He knows his patrons have already financed his DNC nomination.

It’s gambler mentality. Maybe you might make some money, maybe you’ll lose it all.

Mastadon branding sucks ass.

Now watch as they lobby for right-of-way in tax-free pedestrian walkways.

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You just know.

With six fingers for added insult.

I had no idea public opinion had turned on Wendy’s. I had always considered them a superior fast food burger and I look forward to whenever they add the pretzel bun to the menu.