There are ads in chatgpt??

You can try bonsai 2 and oronith 1.5 9b.

To pour drinkables in it…?

I use Wise for accepting intl. payments. I just wish they provided a way for people to pay via card without making an account.

A trillion parameter model cannot replicate itself and run on consumer hardware.

If you want a simple blog, try static site generators like Jekyll or Hugo. Both are FOSS. Once you set up theme and other things, you just write your post or article in markdown, and the site generator will create full HTML website for you, and you can use something like codeberg pages to publish it for free.

If you want something more, you can look at Ghost CMS, which is also FOSS.