Unfortunately, the US has never subjected itself to that jurisdiction and the American Service Members Protection Act means the US might invade/attack if US folks go up on war crime charges.

Guess we’ll just have to hang them domestically.

The exuberance of youth is a common glitch in early releases.

There’s a county in Washington that has a law against harming a Bigfoot.

A truck being judged on carrying the most common size of plywood? Seems reasonable.

Montana still technically allows the death penalty…

Because schools in the US are forced into low-cost solutions because of how poorly they’re funded.

Indoctrination by corpos is part of the deal!

And after.

God that guy needs to be punched guillotined in the face neck.

Burning it while it lays on the new seabed will be all the more satisfying.

My spouse broke into those in HS. Apparently, the echo inside the empty tower is amazing.

If you’re that concerned, I’d bring them. Do you wipe down the bottle? Because people definitely don’t wash their hands and then they touch it. Or lick their fingers and touch it. Even if the spout is untouched, the bottle is well-handled.

And the exhaust poisons nearby communities directly! Hooray!

#3 sounds like a childhood interpretation of a kill in Serial Mom.

It’s a comedy stretched over the bones of a horror movie.

Makes sense a kid might get spooked.

Alternatively, shiny kettle and the pot sees its own black reflection in it.

(But yeah, I assumed they’re both black/cast iron)

Maybe, though I don’t see how it gets much more common and accessible than one click purchase and prime shipping to your doorstep.

Honestly, I don’t think that repealing the law will make any notable difference because distillation takes a decent amount of money to get started and a fair amount of effort to do and everything to do it has always been readily available at the brew shop, hardware store, or online.

Like, yeah, weed shops popped up when cannabis was legalized but, in most markets, home grow went down. Distilleries are gonna beat almost every home distiller for cost and quality, and, you know, it was basically already legal and allowed if you weren’t stupid. Plus, existing tax structures are gonna keep individuals from selling it the same way you can’t sell homebrew.

There are definitely those shops near where I live. All the distillation stuff has a “definitely not for alcohol, buddy” warning the same as a “tobacco water pipe.”

You can buy high-quality copper and stainless stills on Amazon directly marketed as “for alcohol.”

Are any of the people you know who aren’t smart enough to do it safely not doing it because of the law?

How long until they can’t get insurance?

Thankfully, my lightbulbs have always been airgapped