It’s their company, so this is just an undisclosed advertisement.

Fuck, that got me.

Does that imply such a thing as a “bone in” pig rectum?

Actually never mind, some things are best left unknown.

I agree that phones should just come with an aux port, but I’ve also never experienced the issues with wireless earbuds that I see other people talk about.

In fact I think my original airpod pros lasted longer than any pair of wired earbuds I’ve owned. I had them for years and they were still working fine when I lost one. Currently I use wired earbuds to help keep track of them.

Ukraine, not “the Ukraine”

I like the idea of Apple’s leadership working on a princess bride model. Tim Apple is simply a title that gets handed down

Exactly, plus we could almost certainly make a biodegradable balloon envelope if we really wanted to. The original airships used gas bags essentially made of sausage casing (it’s actually called goldbeater’s skin). If we can make lab grown meat we could probably produce lab grown intestinal membrane.

Fun fact, if the numbers given on wikipedia are to be believed, an average WW1 Zeppelin needed about 80,000 oxen worth of intestine. The USS Shenandoah would have used around 300,000 oxen worth and it got destroyed by some wind.