Now we see how many are capitalist AI bootlickers.

I always ignore the fact that the Orphan Crushing Machine is, in-fact, an Orphan Crushing Machine. How silly of me!

I’m guessing a combination of chatbot psychosis and massive egos from their positions in the company.

Good thing extreme weather has no effect at all on the economy. 😎

Make sure the capacitors are topped up too. It would be rude to give empty capacitors away.

You’re like that guy in an episode of Friends that no one liked because he thought interacting with other humans in any way was beneath him.

Lol you’re missing out on the galactic orgy crumbum.

And trump didn’t just die, he died on a toilet. OR he was given 500 years of life to serve a 400 year prison sentence.

Also also, this thread is for fun. Do you know what fun is?

Massive Galactic Orgy Underway!

>invents immortality  
>sentenced to life in prison

Fr haha

Trump Found Dead on Toilet

Netanyahu Assassinated, Israel Collapses

Putin Dead of Colon Cancer, Russia Retreats from Ukraine

Socialist Revolution in North Korea

Myanmar Rebels Unite and Overthrow Junta

Sudanese Anarchist Republic Recognized by UN General Assembly

Saudi Royal Family Flees Capital During Violent Uprising, Interim Government in Talks with Yemen

DRC Enacts and Enforces Stringent Labour Laws, Ebola Cases Low

Canada’s Green Party Elects first Woman Premier

China Enshrines Proportional Representation into Law

My family always wrote in the cards. Sure the graphic on the front was printed on there, but inside was always hand written messages. I’m sorry your family is so impersonal and shitty. Maybe you can attempt to not be shitty at least. Maybe too late for that though.

*Also those words were still written by a human, so, dumbass take on both counts. It’s almost as if you’re coping with cognitive dissonance… 🤔

Then I would be my parents! D:

also you can’t use your computer for anything we don’t want you to use it for.

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o7

Because your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. Now start shitposting or I shall taunt you a second tiemeh.

Did I hear an Amen?

vell, go take a nap… ZIN FILE YOUR TPS REPORT!

this is America

Now Childish Gambino is stuck in my head again. Thanks.