I admit, there’s a few kinks in my plan I’ll need to work out.

More and more I’m thinking if I need to travel, I’ll walk.

I’ve had my heart broken before, so I might be more pessimistic than I should be.

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

TIL stock market investors have more faith in the Democrats to accomplish anything than most Democrats do.

Where’s the “YoUr vOtE DoEsN’t cOuNt!!” crowd at?

Since violence didn’t win a single seat this year, presumably in shambles.

More or less humiliating than losing his penis in a botched attempt at enlargement surgery?

Billionaires in danger? Of what, money-poisoning?

We’ll see if the oligarchs are too stupid to wait until January to crash the economy. Got to wait until the dems are seated before you blame it all on them!

“O token-burning machine, tell me true: Are my serfs producing enough product?”

“No. I recommend SPENDING MORE TOKENS.”

I’ve gone beyond wanting to shut AI down, to wanting to shut down this idiot. He has surely done something worthy of jail time.

Surprised they didn’t invent Agile, frankly

Ah, that’s interesting. Curious if the govt will scoop up more of Intel or stand pat, then. We’re kind of in uncharted waters here.

Huh.

in August, [the US government spent] $8.9 billion for a nearly 10% share of Intel, converted out of CHIPS Act grant money. Today, the federal government is Intel’s largest single shareholder.

Wonder what that 8.9 billion is worth now…

Oh, Sam…

“Patient expressed concern about her upcoming trip to Scunthorpe.”

I’m a Butlarian, myself.

Father Strange always in style.