I’d suggest you start locally (no server) and with Jujutsu, which is an interface that uses git internally.

It works like this:

• jj new starts a new change (new feature/a bugfix/refactor)
• jj desc "a description of your change" gives that change a description, so you can find it easier later
• jj log shows you the history of your changes

That’s all you need for now.

I don’t think you understand the problem.

I will never put myself in a situation again where I have to explain that it’s not weird to anyone again, same for that URL.

To some people, anubis is weird, there is no changing that. It does the job, the mascot can be changed by paying, but the project itself is weird to some people. Such person is asking, is there an alternative. You cannot just say “push back that is not weird”.