I hereby propose xxce2AAb 's Law: There’s no opinion so self-evidently true, utterly commonsensical and entirely uncontroversial that at least one dickhead on The Internet won’t find a way to be mortally offended by it.

…Including this comment, obviously.

The tech-bros wanted Cyberpunk, and Merc raids on high-value Corp convoys are integral to the genre.

Or better, depending on one’s point of view.

A crying shame that. Well, I suppose the only thing I can do I hope it all turns out for the best for him, despite the odds.

Damn straight!

We might be looking at the latest incarnation of natural selection here. You tried your best to help your friend act in their own best interest and were rebuffed. It’s a shame, but what else is there to do but let it play out?

What a terrible day to be literate.

Oh, look: More Russian projection.

Cognitive corruption? Palovian predicament? Recursive GIGO filter doesn’t exactly roll of the tongue. Hm.

No, I really don’t.

It’ll be irrevocably damaged during the decontamination process anyway. Best get rid of all the furniture and carpet too.

At this point, I’m just waiting for the day when I’ll try to initiate a conversation with a meat-drone, and instead of asking ChatGPT what opinion they’re supposed to have about what I’m saying to them, they’ll completely surrender the last vestiges of their shredded cognitive capabilities and just hold out their phone so I can chat with their LLM directly and leave them out of it. Probably while drooling a bit.

This graph is becoming a little too cyclical for my liking.

That said, UE6 will keep doing the things you want Unreal Engine to do. Rendering will keep getting better. Cook times will come down. Iteration loops will get tighter. Mobile is increasingly capable.

Even the press release is LLM authored, I see.

With all due respect to you and the Gentleman in question, I don’t think I will.

A wilderness survival instructor once told me: “There’s about fifty things in this area of the forest that’ll get you high as a kite, but assuming you survive it, most of them will make you wish you hadn’t.”

Good luck trying to swallow enough for that though.

Okay. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Google.

Even an AI slob-coder wouldn’t be able to get implementing that feature wrong:

fprintf(stderr, "Work done: None.\n");

I need a drink.