Feels like she’s making that face because of his breath
he probably blasted through a whole pack of fags by then - that breath can kill roaches
Now that’s some serious “fisting!”
SMACKDOWN FIST!
When I first scrolled and could only see the top part of the ad, I thought it was some weird travel brochure for Newport in Wales. That’s definitely the opposite of pleasurable.
Come to Newport. See the world’s largest car crusher.
Don’t reveal the star attraction right at the start!
is Newport that bad?
Literally the only thing in the known universe that is better than vigorously fisting a ripe winter squash is vigorously fisting a ripe winter squash with a mentholated cancer cannon dangling from your lips.
Now I feel like I missed out. I used to smoke Newports but never fisted a pumpkin with a Newport.
i can’t have this conversation again
This one isn’t as strange as the sandwich one, I still like the aesthetic and general strangeness of these though.
it works as this proto-adult swim thing
Masters of innuendo
as blunt as shovel to the face
