fucking hell

real G

its mild by AA standards.

well, you know… rich people

motherfucker

fucking hell

might be an actual reference

military grade sensors

oldschool AA

works every time most of the time, eh?

the metrics of KPIs were much more vague and it took quite a while to actually track how this or that ad campaign affects sales. and there was much more competition between agencies that reeked of pure oneupmanship - who will pull the wildest shit this time? all of that started to go away once things had gotten much more rationalized and measured.

that’s some mad take

but no recourse whatsoever

sounds like someone is gaming the economy

FACT

What can go wrong? Little reckless IPOs never killed anybody and never tanked world economy not even once… or twice… or thrice… or… oh well… how the fuck is this legal again?

Politicians on the take? come the fuck on, have some respect - its ALL CAP THE TAKE!

so it’s literally a woo-woo drive?

We need Hellraiser-themed bubble gum with lore-accurate flavour

modern advertising seems to be fixated on American Apparel trashy 2000s style as if it was peak human expression.