Going to apply for the police academy.

Umm that’s a Bobcat.
bullshit propaganda to recruit cops
That would have made episode 1 of Black Mirror much more interesting and disturbing.
Bruh.
This is bullshit, I’ve been called a pig by almost all of my Ex’s. To date no 30 to 90 minute orgasms… So jelly.

[x]
Should’ve been me
Ah to be 14 again!

Their jizz also solidifies into a gel plug.
First result on ddg says it’s 30 seconds, not 30 minutes.
https://funfactz.com/animals/pigs-orgasm-lasts-for-30-minutes
The Guinness link cites no sources, and it’s only a few paragraphs in length.
Please don’t post misinformation
So that’s why people opt to be reincarnated as orcs.
Why am I disappointed that the blurred image wasn’t a video of a pig climaxing? That doesn’t seem like the sort of thing a normal person should hope to see, but yet I clicked, and it was just an article.
We’ve been corrupted by the internet. Not sure if you grew up with unfiltered internet like me, but that’s what it made me expect to find too.
It is the blessing granted upon them for being bacon. All hail bacon.
But how do they know…?
Jesus, whose job was it to give pigs orgasms?







