You need a good combuster and equalizer to surpress grab . I always opt for the bigger mic, it also hides the teenage pimples

Yes we do, it’s called “blocking”.

Ah to be 14 again!

There is still good news in these humorless times.

Ughughu: Sponsored listings (marked “Sponsored”). These are pay-per-click ads — the seller pays Amazon roughly $0.75–$1.50 per click, whether or not you buy anything. So every click on a sponsored product puts money in Amazon’s pocket directly from the seller’s ad budget. This is a big business: Amazon’s advertising segment generates tens of billions of dollars a year, precisely because sellers pay for clicks even when shoppers don’t convert.

It’s shameful.

Not sure this is an option in the USA, but I’ve reduced ordering online, instead I support physical stores in the city center, to purchase locally produced products. In addition I simply consume less.

If you search on Amazon, and then buy elsewhere, Amazon still makes money because of that search…

AI isn’t perfect.

Is this still available? (Asking for a friend)

Bye bye blackbird by joe cocker and… disse alguem by jaoa Gilberto

Good riddance to bad rubbish

I’ve asked AI. Here’s the single sentence splash text: THE FEDIVERSE IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA REVOLUTION WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR — A GLORIOUS, ALGORITHM-FREE, BILLIONAIRE-PROOF NETWORK OF THOUSANDS OF INTERCONNECTED COMMUNITIES WHERE YOU OWN YOUR DATA, YOU OWN YOUR FEED, YOU OWN YOUR DESTINY, AND YOU CAN FOLLOW ANYONE ANYWHERE ACROSS MASTODON, PIXELFED, PEERTUBE AND BEYOND, BECAUSE THE FUTURE OF SOCIAL MEDIA ISN’T AN APP YOU’RE LOCKED INTO — IT’S A WHOLE UNIVERSE THAT BELONGS TO YOU! 🚀🐘✨

Over at the Lemmy.ml instance, there are a bunch of Mr. Beans fans. They thought it was a gas to start the meme, in reality it is a lukewarm fart with no follow through.

Ouch. The rats leave the sinking ship.

You’re right. I’ve changed the original text slightly.

I use AI a LOT. Once a year, I go to McDonalds. I love my iPhone. There, I’ve said it.

Ah to be 14 again!

Ah to be 14 again!