Will there be RAMifications?
If he gets fired, he should do the right thing and give all his RAM to Sam Altman.
Doesn’t he already? VRAM, even!
So what does his affair have to do with his role in NVIDIA? Bro is still competent at his job.
The affair is with an alleged Chinese spy aimed at stealing Nvidia technologies.
Stocks go down cause scandal. Board no like lose money. Kick problem out.
I see. Best to plug the hole early enough
It blows my mind that anyone cares. Corporations now break laws flagrantly and publicly, and somehow the addition of “affair” to the corporate spying adds gravitas to this situation?
We already know the top players in every field are riddled with industrial espionage. The feigned surprise is weird.
The thing is, now it may hurt billionaires instead of common folk.
The affairs themselves are a salacious twist on the vulnerability to espionage and the other affair was with an Nvidia exec, which is a huge office politics no no and corporate sharks are circling…
which is a huge office politics no no
Sex happens. In all environments.
his replacement
HENSEN JUANG!
He’s a stand up guy with his moustache and glasses, but something is odd about his nose…
Look at his cool inside-out leather jacket, never seen anyone do that
Jensen Christ!
It’s Jason Bourne!
And his nephew su lisa
JIAAAN YAAAANG
Nice to see him personally eat shit, but it won’t change anything substantially. This bubble is bigger than one douchebag.
You never know, all you need is a small needle is burst it. It might be the needle between his leg this time. One can only hope.
I’d be happy to be wrong, tbh.
Yesterday someone wants us (here, Lemmy) to buy that stock.
🤔
Basically every time there is bad news and a decline in any major stock I see a rush of people on Lemmy (to be fair, everywhere) proclaiming how, um, actually whatever just went bad is good and looks a lot better if (add tortured logic here).
There is an element of “the market does well as long as everything thinks it does well”, and a lot of people working hard to keep that self fulfilling prophecy rolling.
Like any pyramid scheme it’s all fun and games until you run out of idiots at the bottom of the pyramid.
There’s a famous anecdote from the 20s that some rich guy, Joseph Kennedy Sr or something, selling all his stocks after his shoe shine boy asks him about the stock market. Basically he realized that if shoe shine boys are investing, the stock market is running out of idiots and it’s time to get out.
