Elon Musk said he would hire Jensen Huang if Nvidia’s board removes its longtime CEO.
“That would be an honor,” Musk wrote on X Wednesday evening, responding to a post from financial news account ZeroHedge that said: “Elon please hire Jensen.”
The exchange came soon after The Wall Street Journal reported that Nvidia’s board was preparing to oust Huang following revelations about two extramarital relationships.
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They’ve already had secrets stolen by fake lovers, it’s what all the big shots do.
He could assign him to the Cybertruck division…
for what position? CSA? Chief of Sexual Assault? they have Musk for that
He should make a legally binding offer to buy Nvidia and then try to weasel out of it.
Ofc he would. He thinks Huang could hook him up with Chinese girls. Muskrat is that fucking stupid and pervy.
Chinese spies don’t have issue with a surgically decimated penis. That’s like Musk’s ideal woman.
Yeah like when he was visiting Ghislane Maxwell for “kung fu lessons” in those emails found in the Epstein files. Maybe he thinks Huang knows Kung Fu
I mean we know their values are aligned.
“Then I’d at least have competition for the position of Most Embarrassing Executive at my companies.”
Well, yeah. Musk is pretty dumb.
Pink Slime says he would hire Stupid Jacket
Elon is such a loser, he probably just wants Jensen’s advice on how to pick up honeypot chicks.
The leaders of the Nerd Reich are all fucking idiots. All of them.
Yeah, cause Elon’s definitely not trying to put himself in the spotlight by saying he’ll do something he’ll worm his way out of later.
Jenson should totally rest assured Elon will definitely commit to hiring him.
I don’t think Jensen is qualified for a job in Elon’s boy’s club. He only had sex with adult women.
Why are you so sure?
He’s incredibly wealthy, runs a company supposedly important to everything, and was honey potted by a spy…
One of the main things honey pota do, is rack up blackmail. The goal is not just to get caught with the affair.
Depending on how long this was happening, she would have kept accumulating blackmail, including trying to get him to rape kids.
It’s wild for people to assume if they didn’t hear about shit it never happened in 2026.
That’s just speculation without any evidence. I wasn’t assuming anything but I’ll stick to the available facts.
On Lemmy, this is somehow controversial ^
Wouldn’t even surprise me if someone insulted you or claimed you’re covering for pedophiles for simply being reasonable.
Buddy…
Assuming every billionaire who hasn’t been caught raping kids has never raped a kid is just a wild position in 2026…
I’m not saying assume they all have, I’m saying none of them should be getting explicit benefits of doubt like you are.
He only had sex with adult women.
You stated it as fact, but as my dear friend Gin Rummy once said:
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Making allegations in the absence of evidence shows that you have zero credibility, though, buddy.
I didn’t make allegations…
You said he only had sex with adult women…
I said you don’t know that, then you started trying to say I was saying he definitely raped kids.
How are you still confused here?
Only one person has definitively said they know if he’s having sex with just adult women or not, and that was you:
He only had sex with adult women.
You made that claim, and all I’ve done is point out there is no way for you (or me) to know if that was true.
I even explicitly said this already:
I’m not saying assume they all have, I’m saying none of them should be getting explicit benefits of doubt like you are.
Like, I legitimately don’t understand how you’re still not understanding this. Why are you trying to say I’m the one acting like either of us know?
Are you even reading these comments?
I’m going to chalk this up to you have a bad day that you’re putting this much energy into chasing down pedantry to this level and needing to score a win over socially understood semantics. You’re usually better than this.
I hope your day gets better.
I appreciate seeing you handle this better than I did/normally do. I think this is an exemplary reaction to a situation like this.
He only had sex with adult women.
Pretty obvious the intended meaning was
“As far as we know, he only had sex with adult women.”
It’s perfectly reasonable to stick to known facts. That shouldn’t invoke anger or be controversial. They never even said they didn’t think he was capable of that crime. I think everyone on this platform except the like 50 conservatives would agree it would be unsurprising if a CEO was a pedophile.
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Guess the chances that the following who were technically in the Epstein files raped kids, it can be a little time capsule:
- Trump
- Vance
- Hegseth
- Steve Bannon
- Bill Clinton
- Obama
- Soros
You are in the epstein files. Somebody needs to check your computer
Aw why didnt you play the game? We all know the Republicans are far more likely to be recreational child rapists meow
Ain’t no class solidarity like billionaire class solidarity.
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It’s in Saudi Arabia.
(…Wait)
Sorry, but musk flapping his stink flap isn’t news.
Musk would fire him again soon anyway. Compared with Musk doing artificial insemination with tens of women at the same time, Huang’s traditional way is too inefficient.
And don’t even get me started on having to use a spy… When Musk wants to engage in treason he skips the middleman, picks up the phone and calls Putin directly.
Can you overdose on ketamine? 🤞
Ask Matthew Perry
