why are you weirdly aggressive toward it?

Okay. Provide a new port then. In the interim can I suggest a plug of some sort to put into your butt?

Yeah but the port supports the specs. I’d rather 5 usbc ports that can do all the things than 5 random plugs with their own cables that (also) don’t support the specs of each individual plug.

It’s actually likely a very outdated and integral system that no one knows how to or wants to update. This is the government we’re talking about.

Gonna be a lot more plane crashes in the next few years.

Man the only good trend in modern tech is the homogenization of cables. Huntington down proprietary single use cables that are usually just for charging is such a fucking nightmare. Woe to anyone with a device that relies on FireWire.

(And it’s not even a new trend—looking at you: 1/4inch plug 😒)

Go hunt to your hearts content. We’re all part of the cycle.

Certainly, but also needs to be punched in the face first.

God that guy needs to be punched in the face.

Self-report much?

But why does it need to have a hole in it?

Can you please re-read your post for yourself and consider its context and then explain what you were trying to say here?

Pls tell me more

straight to jail

Sry hope this helps 😅😅

Castle in the Sky and Nausicaa kinda have those vibes.

Nice try

The goblin king you’re omitting the name of is Trump. Do not shield its name from public forums.

May it meet similar fates as other massive disgusting slug monsters who shall Hutt be named.

After my third Hello Fresh meal (during the first few months of COVID mind you) I was like “why does every recipe begin/bennigans/end with “AND NOW ADD THE BAG OF CREAM CHEESE!!”).

Cancelled soon after the “spicy firecracker meatball sichuan hell!” Meal that culminated in “and now add one tsp of Sriracha to 1/2 cup cream cheese to dress your arugula! (Use less sriracha if it’s too spicy fam!)” Or some such bullshit.

In summation: fuck Hello Fresh (and also use cream cheese where it’s supposed to be used: on bagels, as a frosting base and sometimes in TexMex as a condiment, ya sickos.)