No it’s because they are dicks.

Of course he would that guy puts out

What’s the non military number? I bet shockingly high.

Jerk off

Do you put out on the first date?

I’m a sheep. Baa.

The reputation for sheep sodomy however, well earned.

Literally meth.

Isn’t Ubisoft broke as fuck?

I love you daddy!

Are you my dad?

I did not pay your mom after sex. Sex was bad.

I like an economy where I need to jerk off less dudes . Get used to disappointment.

Totally different business I actually give the people what they want.

You’re weird go to the end of the line.

Jerking dudes off behind a dumpster is recession proof employment.

Is it that simple? Can we add in don’t destroy humanity also?

I jerk off and smoke weed way to much

are you a good liar?

They all died from crushed pelvises.