I saw the “trickle down” happening in San Francisco first hand when I got off the Rapid Transit a stop early and emerged in the middle of a cardboard city.

The problem is that they will just shift who they cosy up to and who they bribe with “lobbying”. We all need politicians with the integrity to stand up to that.

Me too, but I’m also Keanu.

Even the wisest cannot tell.

Normally I’d think a photo with such an absurd numbers of flags must be slop, but…

Nothing happened in Tienanmen Square.

This would get me onto Qobuz at least.

People keep telling me how much smarter the new models are, but they seem about the same as three years ago to me.

“As the Prince you’ve got to know when to hold ‘em. Know even to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away and know when to run.”

Poor Machiavelli too. Everyone goes on about how he faked his death and “dark triad” traits, and he was just some bloke taking the piss out of the government.

You write just one book about a labyrinthine bureacracy and people use your name to curse organisational dysfunction forever.

CDs are digital storage - source: every CD player from the 80s through the 90s proudly displayed a “digital” decal on its body.

Do you still drive somewhere then do some basic snap-to-aim from cover shooting and then drive some more? Is cousin Roman back?

It’s like he’s never met the French before.

New rules:

-Only one Article 50 per decade -France gets one free cock punch -Not allowed to ask for “proper food” on holiday -Cheddar now called “Fromage Anglais” -Only UK is subject to all the fake EU directives about bendy bananas invented by the London press

We should send Hugh Grant or Colin Filth to read awkwardly from a piece of paper, but then partway through he throws it away and continues stutteringly but in a more impassioned but still very emotionally repressed way that wins the heart of the EU and a gathered audience.

At the orphanage they called him Robin.

Mr Bean, actually.

I forgot he was in that!

I like that he’s just got a normal bloke’s name. Maybe a reaction to all the Duke Nukems back then.