SourDragon

Be in the worst debt imaginable when it’s time to pay it back

Edit: many of the top comments have the same idea. What kinda world do we live in where this is the more agreed upon answer than anything else?

Nope. Live with the mystery. 😜

In all seriousness though, I was angry when I made that comment

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Not me, but I just discovered that my spouse is inept at closing doors

Edit: I was angry when I commented this. Also my deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™ Feel free to downdoot it just because. I did.

I was about to ask what the chart even means, then somehow my stoned ass suddenly found herself back in elementary school learning about how to read charts

I am very stoned right now, and therefore very stupid right now 🫪

If anything, just think of my comment as an algorithm boost

I don’t talk to people. People are stupid. And seeing as I’m part of the people demographic, I admit that I, too, am stupid. So don’t talk to me. /jk

The Mummy. It wasn’t the titular character. It was the scarabs.

You think that’ll make them admit to any wrongdoing?

So is “Zacharia” the new “Scaramucci” as slang for “super fucking quick lmao”?

MapQuest seems to be the Mamdani of map apps. They just keep cranking out W after W

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I love vintage food ads because they sometimes come with recipes. I might give this one a try at some point just because I’m curious. Probably just do the bacon wrapped cheesy franks though. The corn is unnecessary.

My deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™

Uncle John’s bathroom reader! I know this has nothing to do with the metric system, but I saw the toilet paper roll around the page number and got a surge of happy brain sauce due to the happy memories of all the copies I owned through the years: 2

I wonder if it was a drag queen? Peaks inside Not a drag queen