You reasonable son of a gun!!!

Yes, but did he have an affair with her?

Had a terrible case of Ron DeSantis last night. Had to wipe 50 times before I felt even slightly clean!

Oh, come on, Ireland! You used to be cool!

Of course he would. They could both have extramarital affairs with each other!

Wait, is Musk still on his 71st marriage? I can’t keep track.

Anyway, he could give Huang tips on divorce! And starting again after divorce!

“Offer to buy her a horse. Uh, bitches love horses. Heh! And, uh … mmm, uh, get some test tubes in bulk. !!! Lol. And, uh, make sure you subscribe to a, uh, mass mailout service for them! 100%! Heh heh! Just send those genes out at random to white bitches! Lol! Ha! Oh! And, uh, always remember to stretch your fingers beforehand. Cramp is no joke at our age. Starlink FTW! Vroom! Vroom! Self drive, brother! Lol! Uh … lol! Wanna see my rocket?”

What next? Netanyahu lecturing on equality? Trump lecturing at MENSA?

Taika Waititi’s looking a little … unkempt there.

I also like labia in my home.

Way Down Upon the Huang Xi River

All that political theater must make her feel like a real jerkoff.

The glory hole he’ll drill in it.

Well, in Red Dwarf, there was word of 'a moon which was shaped exactly like Felicity Kendal’s bottom … ’

Plane goes off course, accidentally lands in Venezuela

Well, fuck me for trying to contribute. Zachariah further up found a YouTube version.

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It’s not like you’re a cop, Mikey! Quitting doesn’t automatically make everything magically disappear.

Maybe managers could save 20% by firing upper management?

Pretty sure some people pay more bail for having a bag of weed.

Then he should fuck off to Italy.

Gosh. Maybe I shouldn’t be blocking all those ads.

Naaaahhhhhhh!